The Psalm of Life

Personality:

1. Don't compare your life to others. You have no idea what their journey is all about.
2. Don't have negative thoughts about things you can't control. Instead invest your +ve energy in the present moment.
3. Envying others is a waste of time. You already have all you need.
4. Make peace with your past so that it doesn't spoil the present.
5. No one is in charge of your happiness except you.
6. Realize that life is a school and you are here to learn.
7. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.

Society:

1. Call your family often.
2. Every day give something good to others.
3. Try to forgive ppl rather than keeping grudges.
   
4. Spend time with old people & kids, you'll learn a lot.
5. Try to make others smile as often as possible.
6. Don't bother for what others think of you.
7. Your job won't take care of you when you are sick. Your friends will. Stay in touch.

Life:

1. Get rid of anything that isn't useful, beautiful or joyful.
2. Make "Live and Let Live" the motto of your life.
   
3. However good or bad a situation is, it will change.
4. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.
5. Always remember, the best is yet to come.
6. Thank god for everything that you have.
7. Your Inner most self is always happy. So, be happy.

Health:

1. Drink plenty of water.
2. Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and dinner like a pauper.
3. Live with the 3 E's -- Energy, Enthusiasm, and Empathy.
4. Indulge in activities that you love doing.
5. Give some time to yourself each day.
6. Sleep for 7-8 hrs everyday.
7. Walk for 10-30 mins a day.
   

Customer Care in 2020

Customer: "Hello, can I order...."

Operator: "Thank you for calling Pizza Hut. May I have your order please"

Operator: "Can I have your multi purpose card number first, Sir?"

Customer: "It's eh, hold on....8898613561 02049998- 45-54610"

Operator: "OK... you're....Mr Singh and you're calling from 17 Jalan Kayu. Your home number is 4094 2366, your office no. is 7645 2302 and your mobile no. is 0142662566. Which number are you calling from now Sir?"

Customer: "Home! How did you get all my phone numbers?"

Operator: "We are connected to the system Sir"

Customer: "May I order your Seafood Pizza"

Operator: "That's not a good idea Sir"

Customer: "How come?"

Operator: "According to your medical records, you have high blood pressure and high cholesterol sir"

Customer: "What? What do you recommend then?"

Operator: "Try our Low Fat Hokkien Mee Pizza. You'll like it"

Customer: "How do you know for sure?"

Operator: "You borrowed a book entitled "Popular Hokkien Dishes" from the National Library last week Sir"

Customer: "OK I give up....Give me three family size ones then, how much will that cost?"

Operator: "That should be enough for your family of 10, Sir. The total is $49.99"

Customer: "Can I pay by credit card?"

Operator: "I'm afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is over the limit and you owe your bank $3,720.55 since October last year.That's not including the late payment charges on your housing loan, Sir."

Customer: "I guess I have to run to the neighbourhood ATM and withdraw some cash before your guy arrives"

Operator: "You can't Sir. Based on the records,you've reached your daily limit on machine withdrawal today"

Customer: "Never mind just send the pizzas, I'll have the cash ready. How long is it gonna take anyway?"

Operator: "By 45 minutes Sir, but if you can't wait you can always come and collect it on your motorcycle"

Customer: " What!"

Operator: "According to the details in our system, you own a scooter, registration number 1123..."

Customer: " ????"

Operator: "Is there anything else Sir?"

Customer: "Nothing! By the way....aren't you giving me that 3 free bottles of cola as advertised?"

Operator: "We normally would Sir, but based on your records you're also diabetic"

Customer: "**%&$%%##, you $##$%%@"

Operator: Better watch your language, Sir. Remember on 15th July 1987 you were convicted of using abusive language on a policeman!!"

Customer: *Faints*

Tip Tip Barsa Paani

Yesterday brought back sweet memories of childhood to my mind.....Its been raining like anything here in Mumbai from the past two days. And like always everything around has gone for a toss. The roads, the railway tracks, the localities and the lakes are all flooded causing trouble for the Mumbaikars.

Yesterday nobody worked much in office coz everybody was busy watching the news for updates on the rain. Post lunch all the school children were sent back home, and just when i was missing being a school kid, i was asked to leave coz everybody around was fearing for the worse....So off i went and i reached back home by 5.30 p.m! (a real luxury for somebody who doesn't reach home before 7.45 p.m)

And then i did what i love doing the most, i curled up on my bed with a cup of hot coffee and the laptop in front. I hopped, skipped and jumped thru all my favourite blogs and watched the rain from my balcony. :) I just love watching it rain, and i so missed being wrapped up in the tight embrace of my lover's arms. How i wish i had my bf with me, it would have been so amazing coz when i am with him time just flies by!

Anyways, Harry Potter: The Half blood Prince is releasing tomorrow and i like any other Harry Potter fan would not like to miss it for sure. I am gonna go and watch it on Saturday with my love. I hope it turns out to be good coz i hadn't liked "The Order of the Phoenix" that much. Till then cya people and have a gr8 week ahead!! :)

And Here Goes Monday....

Phew!! I somehow managed to wade thru Monday....it felt like an exam, although it wasn't as difficult as one! :) It took me a while to settle down though, since i was gone for 2 weeks my inbox had been bombarded by tonnes of mails (1100 to be precise!). One can very well imagine the amount of time it must have taken for me to sort them out, delete the unnecessary stuff and save the relevant ones.

Inevitably i had got a couple of forwards too and when i got the time to go thru them i found some of them to be really nice and interesting. This is one such forward which touched my heart:

Aren't all of them just wonderful!! Simple quotes which are worth remembering for life! If u ask me i can't jus pick one coz i loved all of them. But u can tell me which one did u like the most and why?